What is a “publication”?

I was originally thinking of writing a long blog post discussing this but it is hard to type verbose treatises like that from inside my gently swaying hammock. So y’all will be much relieved to hear that I spare you that post. Instead I’ll just post the results of the recent Twitter poll I ran, which is obviously enormously representative of the 336 people who voted. Whatever we’re going to make of this, I think it is obvious that there remains great scepticism about treating preprints the same as publications. I am also puzzled by what the hell is wrong with the 8% who voted for the third option*. Do these people not put In press articles on their CVs?

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*) Weirdly, I could have sworn that when the poll originally closed this percentage was 9%. Somehow it was corrected downwards afterward. Should this be possible?