Inspired by my Twitter feed for the past few weeks, and in particular this tweet in which I suggested science should be about the science not about the scientist, the revelation that there is such a thing as “negotiated submissions“, the debate on whether or not people should sign their peer reviews, and last but not least my inability to spell simple words, I give you my most embarrassing blog post yet. To the tune of a famous John Lennon song:

Imaging there’s no tenure
It’s easy if you try
No self-promotion needed
No reviewer makes you cry

Imaging all researchers
Searching for the truth

Imaging there’s no Twitter
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no arguments, too

Imaging all researchers
Living life in peace

You may say I’m a procrastinator
That I should apply for grants
I should be preparing lectures
And write no stupid rants

Imaging no more authors
Results published as they came
No need for impact factors
Nobody cares about fame

Imaging all researchers
Sharing all data

You may say that I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And science will again be fun